i have good news and bad news. the bad news: kyle is losing tonight at call of duty 4. he is really upset. the good news: ben is better at call of duty 4. he is happy.
currently i am teaching my friend brandon about plate tectonics. he is from texas. they don't have many earthquakes there. apparently, earthquakes are shrouded in mystery in the south. learn for yourself if you're confused.
to scare my california butt, brandon is currently showing me pictures of huge baby-killing tornadoes. thanks brandon.
today i decided to sleep in. i skipped a class, and chapel. i don't exactly make this a habit, however. so don't think me lazy, and don't act like you've never slept in. ok, ill stop telling you what to do now.
the way i see, these will be some of the last times i can do this whole "lazy" thing. in less than a year i'll be working in the real world, getting up and going to bed at decent hours, working hard, getting paid the big bucks, and all that crap. but man, i sure will miss this dorm.
last night i showed my friend steven how to sneak up rain gutters to get inside buildings, scared the ra of my dorm with a freaky mask, taught my suitemates how to make a peach explode in the hallway, then put on a rock show with ben at 2am. overall a successful evening.
speaking of me being "lazy" i took it slow tonight and watched big lebowski. funny movie. there's a man who knows how to be lazy. check this out. cool i know.
also...speaking of great coen brothers films, i will see this at some point this weekend. you should too.
an update on my friend david's craiglist: we now have three other dudes that have responded. the queers love david, i guess. two other girls have responded. for those keeping score, the men are winning 4 to 3. well if david ever turns to the homosexual lifestyle we know he will be accepted with open arms by the gay community. he is probably the straightess guy i know, however, so tought luck faggots.
tomorrow i have one class. i am glad. it's friday as well, in case you didn't know. peace.
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